Sen. Trillanes: To check in a five-star hotel.
Erap: Para makaahon patungo doon sa lansangan ng kapayapaan (road to peace) kasi isang mahirap na mamamayan ang manok. Kawawa naman, baka magkasakit ng trangkasong ibon (bird flu).
Willie Revillame: Para pumila at manalo ng malaking papremyo sa Pera o Bayong.
Joey de Leon: Para sumali sa Laban o Bawi.
Edu Manzano: Toorooroorooroot, Tiiriiriiriiriit, Toorooroorooroot, too-roo-root-too-root… and then dance the Chicken Song.
Toni Gonzaga: To try its luck in Pinoy Big Manok Edition.
Kuya Kim Atienza: Alam n’yo ba na ang chicken ay may dalawang paa? Alam n’yo ba na kahit umu-ulan ng malakas ay hindi n’ya kayang lumipad ng mataas? Kaya tumawid na lamang ang chicken dahil alam niya ang buhay ng ibon ay weather-weather lang.
Lolit Solis: Para bumati at mangolekta ng datung sa daan!
Kuya Germs: Ang chicken ay isa rin sa mga kabataan na tumatahak ng maling landas at lulong sa bawal na gamot. Pero OK lang, katropa ko siya sa Walang Tulugan.
Bro. Eli Soriano: Tumawid ang chicken dahil nakasulat yun: “Dako paroon, ang lahat ng manok ay patungo sa paraiso ng Dating Daan.”
Sen. Juan Flavier: Let’s DOH it, chicken!
FVR: I asked the chicken to buy me tobacco over there.
Imelda Marcos: I told my beloved husband to asphalt the road during our time.
Manoling Morato: To buy Lotto tickets.
Miriam Defensor-Santiago: Why are we even having a talk about a stupid chicken? That chicken is dull, anserine, foolish, cretin, ignoramus, imbecile, simpleton, or otherwise known as stupid. Because it can’t engage in a colloquy with more intelligent chickens. I eat chicken feet for breakfast. HAHAHA! I actually love the chicken. I lied!
Kris Aquino: That chicken is getting on my nerves na. Kaka-inis! It’s blocking my SUV on the way to ABS. Na-angry tuloy si Josh. What’s the deal ba with you, chicken?
Juan Ponce-Enrile: To get refund from Meralco’s system loss.
Romulo Neri: Based on the current analytical tangent of my personal affinity, I don’t like a crowing chicken anymore. Bad for the economy.
Jun Lozada: To make friends with imported kambings.
John Osmeña: Eggs will roll.
Manny Pacquiao: The chicken did its best in boxing, este, crossing to serve as an inspiration to Filipino people. Thank you very much, chicken. Sa susunod na laban mo, pusta ako sayo.
Mike Enriquez: Para saksihan ang banggaan sa kabilang daan. Ang chicken ay walang kinikilingan, chismosong totoo lamang.
Piolo Pascual: Unless Kenny Rogers Roasters, I typically don’t like chicks.
Sam Milby: Gotta love strong eggs!
Bayani Fernando: The chicken is a jay-walker.
Mayor Tomas Osmeña: CITOM should do its job against crossing chickens in Lahug.
Gov. Gwen Garcia: To join the Chicken Festival.
Janina San Miguel: Well, I’m only 17 years old so I pity the chicken for crossing the road alone. Its pamily… its family… Oh my god… should be the most important persons in its life b’coz there was the wa- they’re, they was the one who’s… very… Hahahaha… who told the chicken that it is so confident. Mabuhay!
Leo Lastimosa: Kinahanglan naay accounting sa mga suga sa kadalanan nga gi-agian sa chicken.
Jejomar Binay: Para mag-rally!
Mar Roxas: To survey chicken prices in the market.
Manny Villar: I will provide utmost assistance should the chicken decide to go abroad.
Kiko Pangilinan: To watch Caregiver.
Sharon Cuneta: I love you Kiko! I love Chicken McDo, too.
Gabby Concepcion: To watch P.S. I Love You.
Cherie Gil: Sinira ng manok ang daan, binaboy niya. The chicken will never make it because it’s a fake chicken. The chicken is nothing but a second rate, trying hard, copycat! Ergo, the one crossing the road is either a pig or a cat.
Winston Garcia: We are cooking something together for Meralco. The chicken will check its E-Card as a government employee.
Juday: Dahil na-initan siya. Ang hindi natin alam ang chicken talaga ay isang yelo. Opo, isang yelong natutunaw, hindi natin nakikita, pero yelo talaga ang chicken.
Ate Vi: To watch Darna and the Giants, of course! Or Chicken, Chicken…Paano Ka Ginawa?
Ate Guy: Dahil walang himala. Nasa diyos ang awa, nasa manok ang tuka.
Ruffa Guttierez: Hay naku, we are not allowed to eat crossing chickens in Istanbul.
Annabelle Rama: Hay naku day, manood nalang yang pobreng manok na yan ng Monster Mom. Ibibili ko pa siya ng Andok’s noh.
Gretchen Baretto: To sing songs with me for Tonyboy. Tonyboy will put them in an album.
PGMA: To be good and working chicken. It’s hard enough to be a great chicken. Hello, Garci?
Virgilio “Garci” Garcillano: Hello, Ma’am. Nabilang na po ang lahat ng chicken sa Mindanao. Kahit yung hindi tumawid, pinatawid natin.
Maja Salvador: If the chicken joins showbiz, lahat magbabago. Kahit chicken shampoo niya magbago rin.
Vicki Belo: Para magpa-lipo. It has too much chicken skin.
FPJ: Dahil walang matigas na manok kinatay sa mainit na kawali.
Melanie Marquez (on the phone when asked about this): I coudn’t care a damn! Wait somebody’s over the line talking also… Hello? For a while. Please hang yourself. Hello, my brother Joey is out of town, would you like to wait? And why should I have a calling card? I’m not a call girl! So what’s your next question again before this?
Source: http://swerver.multiply.com/journal/item/152/PINOY_VERSION_why_did_the_chicken_cross_the_road
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